"Nyokap memandangi penjuru kamar gue. Dia diam sebentar, tersenyum, lalu bertanya, `Kamu takut ya? Makanya belom tidur?`

`Enggak, kenapa harus takut?`

`Ya, siapa tahu rumah baru ini ada hantunya, hiiiiii...,` kata Nyokap, mencoba menakut-nakuti.

`Enggak takut, Ma,` jawab gue.

`Kikkikikiki.` Nyokap mencoba menirukan suara kuntilanak, yang malah terdengar seperti ABG kebanyakan ngisep lem sewaktu hendak photobox. `Kikikikikiki.`

`Aku enggak ta!

`KIKIKIKIKIKIKIKI!` Nyokap makin menjadi.

`Ma,` kata gue, `kata orang, kalo kita malem-malem niruin ketawa kuntilanak, dia bisa dateng lho.`

`JANGAN NGOMONG GITU, DIKA!` Nyokap sewot. `Kamu durhaka ya nakut-nakutin orang tua kayak gitu! Awas, ya, kamu, Dika!`

`Lah, tadi yang nakut-nakutin siapa, yang ketakutan siapa.`

*****

Manusia Setengah Salmon adalah kumpulan tulisan komedi Raditya Dika. Sembilan belas bab di dalam bercerita tentang pindah rumah, pindah hubungan keluarga, sampai pindah hati. Simak juga bab berisi tulisan galau, observasi ngawur, dan lelucon singkat khas Raditya Dika.

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ISBN:	9789797805319
Author:	Raditya Dika
Language:	INDONESIA
Date Published:	Desember 2011
Type:	SOFT COVER
No. of Pages:	258
Dimensions (cm):	13 x 20

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